untalkative closetmonkey*: 2009

"Karangan" lolz

"Hantu itu sangat takut", what the fuck~lolz

and the last sentence added by the teacher,"Hantu itu gembira juga kah" lolzzzzz

*STUPID!!!!*

Courtney Love's crazy accusations on Britney's dad?!!

Courtney Love been known to stir things up from time to time, and now she is at it again~

The-45-year-old singer recently posted a bizzarre rant on her facebook page claiming that Britney Spears' father, Jamie, molested her =..= *like WHAT??!!*

The posting says: britney's dad molested her and owning her for slavery while she forced to sing songs picked for their sexual content everynight??!! OMG THIS IS INSANE!!!RIGHT~~~

No words from britney or her father yet.

note: she is born kookoo and kinda pity her actually! she needs attention so badly~

Shauna Sand Claims to Be Chace Crawford’s First??!!!

If you watch "Gossip Girl", you will always inlove with the hunk, Chace Crawford.
Apparently Shauna Sand, the-plastic, seemingly desperatre to make a headlines, she has declared that she took Chace's virginity. *i dont think Chace he is a virgin before her*

VOMIT 1:
"He is so incredibly beautiful. i immediately fell in love with him!" Shauna told star magazine about meeting Chace in a college party in Malibu. *YEW~~~*

VOMIT 2:
After continuing along with a full-blown romance, Sand says "i even gve him a key to my aprtment." *YEWWWW~~~ I CANT TAKE IT!!! and i dont want to know wat are they doing inside*

VOMIT 3 + DISAPPOINTED:
Chace he claims that he has a steady girlfriend for three-years during the time, a high-school pal dished, "Chace told me,"Shauna was the first girl i ever had sex with! She blew my mind, and i will never forget it!" *YEW YEW YEWWWWWWWWWWW~~~~ he addressed the-plastic a "GIRL"??!!!*

note: why straight guys love plastic??!! why dont just buy a plastic plate and drill a hole and fuck it!!!!

Zac efron "Late Show" Stud

Yes, Zac efron the "High school Musical" hunk making an evening stop at the Ed Sullian theatre, he was all smiles at the "Late Show with David Letterman" at New York on tuesday (Nov 24).

picture's blast: LOOK at his votlZ-fatal-eyes, MELTED~~~~

Dressed in a snazzy suit, headed inside to promote his new movie, "Me and Orson Welles".

picture's blast: LOOK AT THE SHOES!!! whoot a nice one! well give me sometime to find out the brand of the shoes. FASHION~

Zac also recently declared his desireto be seduce by older woman on the big screen, saying, "I'm still waiting for that script and that director. I like a lot of movies from 1970's, A movie i just saw again and one of my favourite is The Graduate."

Suspicious looking person?!

today after i knocked off from my busy work, i suppose to move my ass home, eventually ended up in K box, cineleisure. hrmmm...singing is relaxing but stealing is stressful. Yes we paid for the dinner buffet, but there is no rule saying that we allow to take watever food away*dabao*

this good friend of mine, darren, we always dabao food from KTV when we were in KL, but thing never change eventhough we are here in singapore LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. [WE PAID OKAY!!!!]

anyway the point is, we actually "took" 22 PUDDINGS and they were all in my bag. *try to imagine if we get caught* darren he asked for some when we were on the train, i refused to give him not the matter of i am selfish, but its matter of embarrassing; people will look at us when the time i keep "withdraw-ing" puddings from my bag to him, and he has no bag with him so what he can do the best is place the ~puddings~ in pockets...=.= i have no choice since he wanted it badly.

"one, two, three, four.....six!"withdraw pudding from my bag secretly, meanwhile the train announcement on, "deng~deng~deng~If you see any suspicious looking person, please inform our staff or press......"

we were like stunned for 2 seconds, look at each other and look at our pudding-in-the-bag and said "suspicious huh~", and we laugh out loud.

he got 6 and the rest 16 belong to me, i mean P~puddingss. lolz

P-puddings LFMAO

note: ghost never knock on your door if youre bright!

-THE END-

KILL THE FAG!

the other day i went to a bar, this 30-year-old approached to me and eventually he asked for my contact number. the next day he message me and we had some topics to chat but after that we didnt contact at all.

well, yesterday night i went to this bar again, i met the same old fag when i was standing outside the entrance, i gave him a smile (wat the fuck)....then he came to me and said:

"where are you from?"(he doesnt seems to know me)

i was like hrmmm i told you before right?! and i replied: "Malaysia!"

he: "what is your name?"

i was like FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

then i tried to be nice and not to panic (shall i??)

"orhz..daniel here and youre Frxxxxs right??!"

and he was shocked and yell

"omg~~~ how come you know my name~~~" (with "her" girlish voice DUH!!)

i walked aways meanwhile a PAGEANT SMILE had given to that FAG!

note: i am not gonna put the blame on him because he couldnt remember me, he is a old fag, he probably has short term memory since he is too busy with his "spreading butter" so-called JOB?! luckily i dont eat butter and i hate butter...somehow i can tell he is spreading cheap butter. WATEVER TO HIM!

PRICK PRICK PRICKING~~~~

True love pleasure

many people look for love and ask "What is love?"

actually love is very simple, perhaps we do not make it complicated.

they say love is chaos.

but i say RELATIONSHIP is chaos.

i have had so many relationships wtih different kinda characters

none of them actually work out well; i dont suit them maybe*

i been looking for the one who loves me more than i love the one.

people passing by me time by time

my ego took over me and i dont see the true love actually arrived

but

perhaps i see it now, it is not too late tho.

from him i see something:

*STRENGTH in LOVE

*NEVER ASK for RETURN

*PROMISE makes PROMISES

ever first time in my life, true love hits on me.

to be trusted is more important than to be loved.

it is blessing.

im holding tight NOW.

for him: "YOU ARE STUPID...."

*bling...LOLZ*

HEIDI KLUM IS BACK!!!

Do you still remember this hot mum??! yeah supermodel Heidi Klum surprise the audience when she stepped down the catwalk at the Victoria Secret fashion show just week after giving birth to her forth child.

The 36 years old were suppose to be hosting project runway but hell knows she reveals a stunning catwalk body on the runway with her perfect body proportion in a femine sex-kittenish corset and sexxay turles. SHOCKED***

Apparently she is working close with her personal trainer to shut more 20 pounds. Good luck to her.

[She is back and still beautiful...]

note: Uncle Karl hate her tho....lolz

the pain within....

-When the time you say you gave us another chance, and hope we will work things out-

-I was just so happy and the sweetness never gone-

-but...-

I said

-"We do not need any other chance, because we can be very good business partner and friend..."-

-At the moment, i felt my heartbroken and i guess it is really hurt to you-

-Im sorry, i have to do this because i love you-

Armaldillo Outing WHOOT

Alexander Mcqueen has created a "FERY FERY FERY" fierce collection for this spring and summer 2010. i would like to say BRAVO to him meanwhile I HATE HIM because of he is too good to be a fashion designer on the earth, he supposes to alocated himself in Mercury *may be*

Girls...bring your guts and brave enough to actually wear them in public. Daphne Guinness scored the debut for Mcqueen shoes that have divided fashion lovers everywhere.

The shoes- likened to armaldillos, crab's claws and goat's feet by some sections of the press-measures almost 12 inches from floor to ankle (seee~the evidence here and i dont lie!!!). Lady gaga spoted the shoes in the video for her new single, Bad Romance. however Guinness's trip to [i have forgotten wat event is tat actually~ watever~~~] well the point is sh actually put the shoes first on red carpet in new york. AWESOME!!!! she is brave enough; Mcqueen put all the fashion lovers in jeopardy...

Revive after selfdestructed. first blog

To me writting a blog is really not neccessary and wasting time; I WAS.
To me writting a blog is really a neccessary and fill up time; I AM.

lolz................................

[Revive after self-destructed]

Eversince i came to singapore i lost my strength in everysingle thing. This guy told me im living in my own world and i cannot accept the fact of starting my new life from lowest ground in this foreign country. May be i was angry with myself, i cant help myself, people reaching out their hands but i refused. my ego and arrogant was once took over me. this is not good. *rub~rub~*

I met couple of friend in singapore, they are just sweet and helpful. i really appreciate to have them when i am all alone. supports are given, advises have had given, and the most precious thing is Shelter provided meanwhile this family cares and loves everywhere. i cant deny that i lurrve this family.i would never want to leave and i would like to pay an ever biggest thanks to them. I MEAN IT!!!! *cross my heart*

Meanwhile, i also see the realistic of humans and the nasty side of an angel. perhaps these people they are my close relatives. *When i say close, means REALLY CLOSE* they were throwing rocks on me when i was drowning. nah....skip them...dont feel like wasting my time writting for jerks!

shout out: FUCK OFF!!

after few happens, i am awaken and i realise things do not go as easy as i thought since i didnt step out from my world sweet world; i shouldnt let my anger and ego took over me, i should be humble to everysingle thing, open my heart and accept the facts, do not let the facts hit on my face so badly. He told me "You should see the world in another perspective when youre facing problems." i learned a lot from him, and i can see my growth. there is no the end, but there will be always a solution OR/ detour. if not because of him, i guess im still beating in the bush looking for my my-disappear-self. *sob...sob....*

Im back...lolzzzzz...i found myself and i wont disappointed anyone anymore. You will see me out there with a pageant smile. LOLZZZZZZ *BEAUTY QUEEN~bling~*