untalkative closetmonkey*

"Karangan" lolz

"Hantu itu sangat takut", what the fuck~lolz

and the last sentence added by the teacher,"Hantu itu gembira juga kah" lolzzzzz

*STUPID!!!!*

Courtney Love's crazy accusations on Britney's dad?!!

Courtney Love been known to stir things up from time to time, and now she is at it again~

The-45-year-old singer recently posted a bizzarre rant on her facebook page claiming that Britney Spears' father, Jamie, molested her =..= *like WHAT??!!*

The posting says: britney's dad molested her and owning her for slavery while she forced to sing songs picked for their sexual content everynight??!! OMG THIS IS INSANE!!!RIGHT~~~

No words from britney or her father yet.

note: she is born kookoo and kinda pity her actually! she needs attention so badly~

Shauna Sand Claims to Be Chace Crawford’s First??!!!

If you watch "Gossip Girl", you will always inlove with the hunk, Chace Crawford.
Apparently Shauna Sand, the-plastic, seemingly desperatre to make a headlines, she has declared that she took Chace's virginity. *i dont think Chace he is a virgin before her*

VOMIT 1:
"He is so incredibly beautiful. i immediately fell in love with him!" Shauna told star magazine about meeting Chace in a college party in Malibu. *YEW~~~*

VOMIT 2:
After continuing along with a full-blown romance, Sand says "i even gve him a key to my aprtment." *YEWWWW~~~ I CANT TAKE IT!!! and i dont want to know wat are they doing inside*

VOMIT 3 + DISAPPOINTED:
Chace he claims that he has a steady girlfriend for three-years during the time, a high-school pal dished, "Chace told me,"Shauna was the first girl i ever had sex with! She blew my mind, and i will never forget it!" *YEW YEW YEWWWWWWWWWWW~~~~ he addressed the-plastic a "GIRL"??!!!*

note: why straight guys love plastic??!! why dont just buy a plastic plate and drill a hole and fuck it!!!!

Zac efron "Late Show" Stud

Yes, Zac efron the "High school Musical" hunk making an evening stop at the Ed Sullian theatre, he was all smiles at the "Late Show with David Letterman" at New York on tuesday (Nov 24).

picture's blast: LOOK at his votlZ-fatal-eyes, MELTED~~~~

Dressed in a snazzy suit, headed inside to promote his new movie, "Me and Orson Welles".

picture's blast: LOOK AT THE SHOES!!! whoot a nice one! well give me sometime to find out the brand of the shoes. FASHION~

Zac also recently declared his desireto be seduce by older woman on the big screen, saying, "I'm still waiting for that script and that director. I like a lot of movies from 1970's, A movie i just saw again and one of my favourite is The Graduate."

Suspicious looking person?!

today after i knocked off from my busy work, i suppose to move my ass home, eventually ended up in K box, cineleisure. hrmmm...singing is relaxing but stealing is stressful. Yes we paid for the dinner buffet, but there is no rule saying that we allow to take watever food away*dabao*

this good friend of mine, darren, we always dabao food from KTV when we were in KL, but thing never change eventhough we are here in singapore LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. [WE PAID OKAY!!!!]

anyway the point is, we actually "took" 22 PUDDINGS and they were all in my bag. *try to imagine if we get caught* darren he asked for some when we were on the train, i refused to give him not the matter of i am selfish, but its matter of embarrassing; people will look at us when the time i keep "withdraw-ing" puddings from my bag to him, and he has no bag with him so what he can do the best is place the ~puddings~ in pockets...=.= i have no choice since he wanted it badly.

"one, two, three, four.....six!"withdraw pudding from my bag secretly, meanwhile the train announcement on, "deng~deng~deng~If you see any suspicious looking person, please inform our staff or press......"

we were like stunned for 2 seconds, look at each other and look at our pudding-in-the-bag and said "suspicious huh~", and we laugh out loud.

he got 6 and the rest 16 belong to me, i mean P~puddingss. lolz

P-puddings LFMAO

note: ghost never knock on your door if youre bright!

-THE END-

KILL THE FAG!

the other day i went to a bar, this 30-year-old approached to me and eventually he asked for my contact number. the next day he message me and we had some topics to chat but after that we didnt contact at all.

well, yesterday night i went to this bar again, i met the same old fag when i was standing outside the entrance, i gave him a smile (wat the fuck)....then he came to me and said:

"where are you from?"(he doesnt seems to know me)

i was like hrmmm i told you before right?! and i replied: "Malaysia!"

he: "what is your name?"

i was like FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

then i tried to be nice and not to panic (shall i??)

"orhz..daniel here and youre Frxxxxs right??!"

and he was shocked and yell

"omg~~~ how come you know my name~~~" (with "her" girlish voice DUH!!)

i walked aways meanwhile a PAGEANT SMILE had given to that FAG!

note: i am not gonna put the blame on him because he couldnt remember me, he is a old fag, he probably has short term memory since he is too busy with his "spreading butter" so-called JOB?! luckily i dont eat butter and i hate butter...somehow i can tell he is spreading cheap butter. WATEVER TO HIM!

PRICK PRICK PRICKING~~~~

True love pleasure

many people look for love and ask "What is love?"

actually love is very simple, perhaps we do not make it complicated.

they say love is chaos.

but i say RELATIONSHIP is chaos.

i have had so many relationships wtih different kinda characters

none of them actually work out well; i dont suit them maybe*

i been looking for the one who loves me more than i love the one.

people passing by me time by time

my ego took over me and i dont see the true love actually arrived

but

perhaps i see it now, it is not too late tho.

from him i see something:

*STRENGTH in LOVE

*NEVER ASK for RETURN

*PROMISE makes PROMISES

ever first time in my life, true love hits on me.

to be trusted is more important than to be loved.

it is blessing.

im holding tight NOW.

for him: "YOU ARE STUPID...."

*bling...LOLZ*